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Jurors spent weeks hearing about Musk's claim that Altman had "stolen a charity."

The 27-year-old rapper tied her pregnancy into her "Big Mama" album release — and revealed that Savage is the father.

The 27-year-old rapper tied her pregnancy into her "Big Mama" album release — and revealed that Savage is the father.

NY Post readers discuss President Trump’s decision to hold up his Taiwan arms sale following a summit with Xi Jinping.

McDonald's Worker Axed After Viral Video Shows Her Shoving Fries In Mouth Then Back In Box

A Massachusetts McDonald’s worker was axed from her job after a revolting video captured her putting French fries into her mouth and then placing them back into a box, the Worcester Telegram & Gazette reports.

"So you want French fries today, right?" the worker appears to ask a customer while looking into the camera as she puts the fries from her mouth back in a box.

🚨 McDonald’s employee in Southbridge caught on camera STUFFING FRIES IN HER MOUTH before serving them to customers

She literally puts a handful in her mouth, chews them up, then drops them into the red carton like it’s normal.

The video went viral and now there’s a full probe… pic.twitter.com/U2XPCEBsxt

— i Expose Racists & Pedos (@SeeRacists) May 13, 2026

The vile clip went viral last week, prompting Southbridge police to launch an investigation alongside local health officials.

“We are also working to determine whether the food was ultimately served to a customer and to identify any individual who may have been affected,” police said, according to the New York Post.

The nauseating scene triggered an immediate customer backlash at the restaurant, leaving its owners in full damage-control mode.

“The actions of these individuals are unacceptable and do not reflect our organization’s food safety standards or values. We conducted an internal review, and they are no longer employed by our organization,” the Spadea and Balducci families said in a joint statement obtained by the Post.

“We are proactively working with local authorities and the local health department, who found no public health concerns or violations. The wellbeing and safety of our Southbridge community remains our top priority.”

The fired employee, who has yet to be publicly identified, will also face criminal charges at the Dudley District Court.

Tyler Durden Mon, 05/18/2026 - 18:00

See what Halsey, Charles Melton, Sophie Thatcher, and more wore on the carpet.

See what Halsey, Charles Melton, Sophie Thatcher, and more wore on the carpet.

We've Optimized Fragility, Failure, Denial, And... Rage

Authored by Charles Hugh Smith via OfTwoMinds blog,

What happens when optimization is itself the point of failure?

In today's zeitgeist, everything must be optimized or we'll fail: our time, productivity, fitness, diet, supplements, career, income, wealth--everything must be constantly optimized lest we fall behind or fail.

The grand irony is optimization generates fragility which generates failure which generates denial which eventually generates rage. We've optimized global supply chains for efficiency and cost, rendering them exquisitely vulnerable to disruption and collapse. We've optimized the global economy for "growth" based on expanding consumption of energy and everything that depends on energy, which is everything.

To fund this endless expansion of consumption, everyone must borrow more money to buy more than their income allows. To enable this endless expansion of debt, money must be nearly free to borrow after adjusting for inflation.

The irony here is when money has no cost, it's squandered on excess consumption or speculation. The incentive to borrow and spend / invest wisely is that borrowing money has a high cost. Reduce the cost to boost borrowing / consumption / speculation and you create credit-asset bubbles and households, enterprises and governments one mis-step from insolvency.

Optimization raises expectations to lofty heights. The promise of optimization is endless--there's no limit to optimization, and so there's no limit to technology, profits, health, wealth and prosperity. If we keep optimizing, everything becomes possible. By tweaking technology and finance, we can endlessly expand consumption and wealth.

The mindset this generates is: follow the rules of optimization and you'll enjoy all the benefits of success. Optimize your career by borrowing a small fortune to obtain a university diploma, chase the Next Big Thing, optimize your engagement, visibility, and the buzzword du jour, and all the good things in life will be within reach.

The expectations are as fragile as the system they rely on. We've been taught that "our vote counts," that democracy means we have a say in collective decisions via representatives we elect. We've been taught we have agency--control of our destiny: work hard, work smart, optimize work flows and innovation, and anyone can be a startup founder who cashes out with millions of dollars--and the high agency that comes from high visibility.

Except all of this that's presented as stable, trustworthy, predictable and real is fragile, unstable and artificial--simulations of stability, trust and predictability. The belief that this vast system of mythologies, beliefs and "the real world" is as it's presented is civilizational psychosis, a self-reinforcing state of denial in which some new innovation / optimization will "solve" whatever problems arise.

So what's the optimized solution when optimization itself is the problem? What if a new product or profitable technology is not a solution but an extension of optimized fragility?

What's been optimized is centralization of power and control in the hands of the few because distributed capital, agency, power and control are inefficient. So we inhabit a world of overlapping monopolies and cartels, the marriage of state and private sector monopolies. In terms of optimizing profits, the optimized structure is monopoly. Nothing else comes close. So an economy of overlapping monopolies and shared-monopoly (i.e. cartels) is the perfection of a system optimized to maximize profits for the owners of the monopolies.

This is why it doesn't matter who you vote for, as the decisions are made to suit the interests of those at the top of the optimized concentrations of power pyramid. The masses are fed distractions, us-vs-them divisions, fake virtue-signaling policy-tweak "solutions," and a circus of entertainment.

As for optimizing security and a place in the sun--oops, you didn't optimize enough. You didn't optimize innovation enough, and let's face it, you didn't optimize optimization enough, so you failed. Maybe your AI chatbot can console you.

High expectations lead to dreams dashed which leads to denial crumbling on contact with the real world. And when denial crumbles and the scales fall from our eyes, and we see everything that was presented as authentic is actually artificial, a synthetic simulation designed to obscure the gearing of an increasingly fragile system, our sense of betrayal, the shattering of trust, the awareness that we've been lied to, conned, to benefit those doing the bamboozling, then we become angry.

We become angry because we're social beings who depend on trust and truth to function as a group that benefits its members and not just its leaders. When trust and truth have been replaced by artifices to serve the interests of leaders touting how the system benefits everyone, the group dynamics transition from positive to destructive. Nobody likes being conned, and there is a selective advantage to this trait.

Part of the con is to claim that we can collectively transit smoothly from denial to acceptance, skipping the messy, difficult stages of anger, bargaining and depression. (Kubler-Ross's progression of the five stages of grief: denial, anger, bargaining, depression, acceptance.) But this isn't how we're wired, and this progression cannot be optimized away.

So never mind you're selling your blood to make ends meet while a handful of others are about to reap fortunes in IPOs. Just accept this is your lot in life. Not all outcomes are equal, creative destruction, blah blah blah.

But what if optimization is the techno-speak cover story for a rigged casino? What if all the buzzwords --innovation, growth, super-abundance, and so on--are all techno-speak cover stories for the substitution of economic metrics for a life that's actually worth living?

We've been herded into a Mouse Utopia of metrics--financial metrics, systems, data, models--that leaves out the reality that we exist in a moral universe in which trust and truth matter more than GDP, stock markets, and the hollow, surreal realm of consumerist transactions.

In this universe, anger leads to redress or retribution. The current system is optimized to avoid redress by optimizing the substitution of artifice for authenticity. This optimization has reached such perfection that the status quo leaders, public and private, believe their mastery of this substitution will continue protecting them from public anger come what may. Just pull the levers, and the public will continue believing.

Our leaders have effectively optimized their belief in their own PR. There is no need for redress because the public will accept more of the same: distractions, us-vs-them divisions, fake virtue-signaling policy-tweak "solutions," and a circus of entertainment.

But this isn't how the transition from denial to anger works. Applying more of the same will only push anger into rage, where it becomes an emergent force with non-linear dynamics: unpredictable, uncontrollable.

In terms of optimized metrics and systems, rage is irrational. In the moral universe, it's perfectly rational. What happens when an unexpected asteroid shatters all the interconnected fragilities of hyper-optimized supply chains and finance?

We can rephrase this to: what happens when optimization is itself the point of failure? What happens when the optimization of substituting artifice for authenticity to mask the decay of trust and truth fails?

All this boils down to: what happens when redress is set aside as needless? That leaves retribution as the only outlet for all the energy being converted from denial to anger.

What seemed preposterous before the asteroid is later recognized as destiny.

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Tyler Durden Mon, 05/18/2026 - 17:40

“I’m already exhausted before I even start work,” the Seaford resident said.

Here's how to save more than $150 on a ticket.

Buckle up, big deals ahead.

Buckle up, big deals ahead.

The delicious, warm scent is not your typical vanilla.

The delicious, warm scent is not your typical vanilla.

The man died in an explosion at the house after the property had been sold through Sacramento County’s tax-defaulted auction system.

Disgraced former LAPD detective Mark Fuhrman, who rose to infamy for derailing the O.J. Simpson murder prosecution after it was revealed he had used the N-word, has died at age 74. A close friend told TMZ — which first reported the news — that Fuhrman died of an “aggressive form of cancer” May 12. Fuhrman...

A former Virginia elementary school administrator who was hit with a $10 million verdict after a teacher was shot by a student is now on trial for criminal child neglect charges.

Under the mutual defense pact, Pakistan may send as many as 80,000 troops to defend the Saudi Kingdom, which had been targeted by Iranian attacks during the height of the war in March.

BofA's Blanch Joins Goldman In Calling For $90 Brent This Year Amid "Pretty Large Deficit" Fears

Add Bank of America's commodities and derivatives research chief to the growing list of Wall Street strategists who see Brent crude sticking around $90 a barrel this year, as any near-term resolution to the Hormuz chokepoint crisis appears increasingly distant. The call follows Goldman's move several weeks ago to raise its year-end oil outlook to around $90.

BofA analyst Francisco Blanch joined Bloomberg Television's Surveillance earlier and warned, "We have a pretty large deficit that is running 14 million to 15 million barrels a day short, or 14% to 15% short of what we need to see for prices to stabilize and go down to $60 or $70 a barrel."

Francisco Blanch, head of commodities and derivatives research at Bank of America Securities, discusses the deficit in the global oil market and says the US will see potential “availability issues” during the summer driving season https://t.co/RK9C9kKKrn pic.twitter.com/IRs1wP51Fj

— Bloomberg TV (@BloombergTV) May 18, 2026

As of late Monday afternoon, Brent crude futures were trading above $112 as the reality of the weeks-long stalemate returned, indicating that the Trump team is not open to any concessions to Tehran.

Blanch's new outlook hinges on continued Hormuz disruption into next month. He noted that restoring tanker flows through the critical waterway is the optimal outcome but warned that the double blockade would lead to a gradual grind higher in prices, to $120 or $130 a barrel by the end of June or early July.

In the final days of April, Goldman analysts raised their fourth-quarter oil price outlook to $90 for Brent and $83 for West Texas Intermediate.

The chart below summarizes why their crude outlook for the fourth quarter is nearly $30 higher than it was before the Hormuz shock:

Frederic Lasserre, head of research at Gunvor, one of the world's largest oil traders, warned last week that "the tipping point is clearly June. This is the point at which something has to give."

JPMorgan analysts recently warned that the world is spiraling toward a catastrophic cliff-edge shortage of crude oil if the maritime chokepoint remains blocked for another 4 weeks.

Furthermore, Maersk CEO Vincent Clerc warned that a prolonged Hormuz closure is a "new wake-up call" that could seriously dent global trade.

For more context, former CIA operative and RBC commodities head Helima Croft told clients just days ago that she is "very skeptical of a June grand reopening or even that maritime traffic will return to February 27 levels for the foreseeable future."

All of this suggests that, with the latest AAA data showing the U.S. national average for unleaded 87 gasoline at $4.55 per gallon, higher prices could certainly arrive ahead of Memorial Day's driving season and may soon push prices toward the demand-destruction line of $5, unless a resolution to the U.S.-Iran conflict comes very soon.

Tyler Durden Mon, 05/18/2026 - 17:20

Do three Drake albums mean three times the disses? The rapper surprised his fans with multiple releases at the same time, “Iceman,” “Habibti,” and “Maid of Honour.” Even though people were thrilled to hear his new music, some are debating if it’s too much to listen to. On the tracks, the “Degrassi” alum took his...