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Teresa Giudice on her ‘RHONJ’ beauty evolution and recipe for the perfect nude lip

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The Jersey queen dishes on her must-have beauty and what really happens on those "Girls Trips."
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Teresa Giudice on her ‘RHONJ’ beauty evolution and recipe for the perfect nude lip

NY Post
4 days 12 hours ago
The Jersey queen dishes on her must-have beauty and what really happens on those "Girls Trips."
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Nearly a dozen beaches hit with disgusting health warnings as heat wave scorches California

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Turkey's Fix For Its $20 Billion Hedge Fund Meltdown: Kindly Ask The Winners To Give The Money Back

Zero Rss
4 days 13 hours ago
Turkey's Fix For Its $20 Billion Hedge Fund Meltdown: Kindly Ask The Winners To Give The Money Back

Two weeks after a cluster of Istanbul asset managers stopped honoring redemptions, triggering a market-wide circuit breaker and the liquidation of 131 funds held by some 455,758 Turkish retail investors, Ankara has unveiled its plan to make everyone whole. Or at least, to make everyone a little bit less un-whole.

As Bloomberg reports, Turkey will start payments to investors caught in the fund crisis. The Capital Markets Board (SPK) approved interim payments of up to 1 million lira (about $20,400) per eligible investor in funds run by Tera, Pusula, Atlas and Hedef, calculated on each investor's "net investment" as determined by the Central Securities Depository (MKK). Below a million lira, you get your money back; above it, you get a million and a place in the queue. Money market funds get paid first, the rest in descending order of investor count, with A1 Capital, Bulls and Pardus funds slotted in afterward. The interim payments are advances against whatever the liquidation ultimately recovers, which is a polite way of saying nobody knows yet.

Emre Tezmen, chair of Tera Yatırım, was arrested early last Wednesday.

Finance Minister Mehmet Simsek, meanwhile, insists that "we are not talking about a systemic problem," pointing out that public debt is just 22% of GDP and the budget deficit is "roughly half the developing country average." All true, and also not much consolation to the investor who, as Turkish Minute recounts, sold her Istanbul home before moving to Portugal, parked the proceeds in stock funds as an inflation hedge, and has watched her account fall ~90% while being unable to withdraw even that. "It is melting away before my eyes, and I can't do anything about it."

The "please give it back" account

The payouts are the boring part. The truly bizarre part is how Turkey - long the biggest banana in crowded bus of capital markets banana republics - plans to refill the pot.

Alongside the interim payments, the regulator announced the creation of "Voluntary Return Accounts" at Birlesik Fon Bankasi "for individuals seeking to return excessive profits obtained from pre-liquidation share sales." Proceeds will be funneled to the fund liquidation estates and on to Ziraat and Isbank for distribution to investors. A separate "General Share Refund Account" has been opened for anyone who would like to hand back profits from speculative trading in listed stocks, and a new fund inside the deposit insurer TMSF will receive assets later determined to be proceeds of crime (details here).

To summarize: Turkey's plan to compensate 455,000 losers is, in part, to ask the winners nicely.

Bloomberg's Eric Balchunas summed it up best: "Turkey wants investors who made a lot of money in market to gift excessive returns to the other investors who lost $20b."

Turkey wants investors who made a lot of money in market to gift excessive returns to the other investors who lost $20b in funds w ponzi like schemes that are being liquidated. Wow. pic.twitter.com/Aw7RVn6DJQ

— Eric Balchunas (@EricBalchunas) October 1, 2026

Which raises a question that every holder of Turkish assets, foreign ones included, will now be asking: if realized gains can be deemed "excessive" after the fact, at what point do they become yours?

For those who don't feel like volunteering, there is the stick, or rather a discounted stick: under a leniency provision, anyone who pays twice their gains (minimum 500,000 lira) within 15 days of a criminal complaint gets a reduced penalty. Note where that money goes: not to the stranded investors, but to the Treasury and Finance Ministry. Market manipulation as a revenue line.

So who exactly made the "excessive gains"?

Here the honor system runs into a few practical problems. According to a detailed timeline of the probe, Pusula chairman Muhammed Yariz wired roughly 2.89 billion lira (~$15 million) to Edmond de Rothschild in Switzerland on September 1, two weeks before his firm defaulted; Pusula Holding chairman Serdar Turhan sent ~1.2 billion lira (~€25 million) to the same Swiss bank on August 24. Both have since been arrested. One suspects the Birlesik Fon Bankasi "voluntary return" desk is not their first call.

Then there's Cengiz Avci, a major shareholder in Odine Solutions, a stock that rose 987% this year to a peak 366 billion lira valuation before collapsing 94%. Prosecutors allege he booked ~15 billion lira in gains and converted 12 billion lira (~$244 million) into cash. There is an arrest warrant. He "had not returned and was not located." Presumably the voluntary return form got lost in the mail.

And then there's the politics. Fatma Betul Sayan Kaya, deputy chair of Erdogan's ruling AKP and a former family minister, resigned after the opposition alleged she bought shares in shipbuilder Ozata Denizcilik, a navy contractor whose valuation was ramped to $5 billion (above Ford Otosan) while Tera's brokerage reportedly controlled 95% of its shares, for about €1.1 million in April and sold for €23.3 million just before the September 16 crash. Kaya has not directly addressed the allegations, which remain unproven in court. A 21x return in five months: if that isn't "excessive," we'd love to know what is.

It doesn't stop there. As Middle East Eye details, one Erdogan adviser sat on Tera Portfolio's board until January, another former presidential adviser stayed on until the crisis erupted, and an Ozata board member arrested this week is the son of a former banking regulator and the son-in-law of a sitting deputy finance minister. Tera chairman Emre Tezmen, arrested on charges of running a Ponzi-like scheme, previously served on the board of the MKK, the very central depository now tasked with calculating each investor's "net investment" for the payouts.

Freeze, unfreeze, arrest the tweeters

The enforcement response has been equally on-brand. On a Friday, the Justice Minister announced asset freezes on 46 companies, 18 funds and 42 individuals. By Sunday, the freezes on 45 companies and 19 funds were lifted after the CMB conducted "a new assessment," with Simsek explaining that "protecting investment, employment, production and exports was a priority." Restrictions on the 42 individuals remain. Meanwhile, prosecutors in Bakirkoy arrested 16 people for social media posts deemed to be market manipulation and blocked access to 246 accounts "spreading speculative panic." It's always the tweets.

Officials have now identified 217 suspects across 26 manipulated stocks, with 56 detained as of September 30. The mechanics of the scheme were hardly sophisticated: funds piled into illiquid, low-float stocks, and with nobody on the other side, prices went vertical. Prosecutors allege some prices were inflated nearly 100x. Then the regulator tightened concentration rules in late August, the funds were forced to sell into a market with no bid, and retail rushed for the exits on the TEFAS platform. The ones who got out first were, inevitably, the ones closest to the funds.

The numbers tell the story: Pusula's funds shrank from 115 billion lira to under 8 billion, with 107 billion lira withdrawn before the doors closed. Money market funds, supposedly the safe end of the spectrum, saw 456 billion lira pulled in a single week (from 2.14 trillion to 1.68 trillion). In other words, those who knew ran, and those who trusted a "state-supervised system," as one law graduate who invested with her mother put it, are now waiting for a $20,000 interim check.

What Goldman is telling clients

As the crisis erupted, Goldman's EM credit desk wrote on September 17 that the equity market's 6% plunge was due to the "near-collapse and redemption default of asset manager Pusula Portfoy, precipitated by the regulator's clampdown on concentrated 'fund-chain' positions," followed by Tera "failing to meet redemption requests." The central bank responded with bond buybacks (you know, "NOT QE"), bigger repo auctions and lower discount rates, while Simsek spent the day "defending current policy mix and committing not to deviate from the anti-inflation track despite elections." Turkey CDS widened 10bps intraday before closing +6.5bps; Turkish bank perps fell as much as 65 cents. 

We were more laconic: Turkey was getting "Leopolded" we reported late on Sept 16 when first news of the fund meltdown emerged.

Turkey getting Leopolded pic.twitter.com/vZYZqcPT24

— zerohedge (@zerohedge) September 17, 2026

By that weekend, Goldman's EM credit team was calling it a "systemic liquidity squeeze" in which "the liquidation of approximately $20 billion in local funds, sparked by redemption failures, dragged the BIST 100 down 6% and pushed external sovereign debt and CDS as much as 15bps wider midweek." Yet the bank's key takeaway was that "Turkey's move was technical rather than credit-driven, with a domestic fund liquidation transmitting into external debt before local buyers and short covering reversed most of it."

Goldman CEEMEA sales trader Ashwin Sharma went further, noting that the crackdown targeted a speculative boom that index provider MSCI had described as "co-ordinated trading," and that reining it in, "given threats of possible MSCI demotion (to Frontier)," was "a clear positive for me." His conclusion: "Despite near-term redemption-driven volatility, I continue to see Turkey as an attractive buy-on-weakness story," with banks pointing to further rate cuts and NIM expansion into 2027, and an energy price shock (Turkey is a net oil importer) the biggest risk. The bank's GIR EM strategists echoed the theme in their weekly kickstart, flagging Turkey's 5% weekly drop on "regulatory action on select investment funds."

The carry crowd hasn't left either. In a September 29 note, Goldman's EM SSA desk said Turkey remains a carry trade "GIR continues to favour and where we continue to see client allocation," with clients extending out the curve into paper like the EBRD 27.5% 2029s, which yield ~200bps above the 2027s. Then again, as of this morning, the bank's credit desk reported that in the Turkish corporate complex "risk was still available and offered with corps feeling particularly abandoned."

Which is, in a nutshell, the Turkish trade: the high-30s lira yields and the orthodox finance minister are real, and so is the system in which an AKP deputy chair allegedly makes 21x on a navy shipbuilder ramped by a fund whose chairman sat on the board of the securities depository, while the regulator's answer to the losers is a $20,000 advance and a bank account for the winners' conscience.

Been here before

Readers will recall the last time Turkish markets needed a marketwide trading halt, after the arrest of Erdogan's top rival Ekrem Imamoglu sent the lira to a record low ("All Hell Breaks Loose In Turkey"). And in May we noted that Turkey had sold nearly all its US Treasuries, dumping holdings from ~$16 billion to $1.8 billion alongside gold to defend the lira after the Middle East war erupted. The buffers, in other words, are thinner than the macro tables suggest.

As for the gated funds, the playbook should be familiar to anyone who followed the private credit redemption mess earlier this year: illiquid assets, daily liquidity promises, and a "screen price" that only exists until someone tries to sell. As one local analyst put it, whether the till "will have the money to pay it is unclear." The interim payments come out of what's left in the funds; the rest depends on the liquidators finding buyers for stocks that, by prosecutors' account, had been inflated as much as 100-fold, and on the winners volunteering to give back their winnings.

We wouldn't hold our breath. But we would watch the precedent: in Turkey, a realized gain is now only yours until the government decides it was excessive.

Tyler Durden Sat, 10/03/2026 - 08:45
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Boston-bound plane carrying six people goes missing after ‘losing contact’ with FAA

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4 days 13 hours ago
A plane carrying six people has disappeared off the coast of Nantucket, leading the Coast Guard to launch a desperate air and surface search.
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Jaime King, Austin Sosa officially divorced after whirlwind secret marriage, ‘blindsided’ split

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4 days 13 hours ago
Jaime King is officially single again. The “Sin City” star and Austin Sosa have finalized their divorce less than two years after secretly tying the knot, Page Six can exclusively reveal. According to court documents obtained by Page Six, a Los Angeles judge signed off on the dissolution of their marriage Friday, restoring both King...
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Jaime King, Austin Sosa officially divorced after whirlwind secret marriage, ‘blindsided’ split

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According to court documents obtained by Page Six, a Los Angeles judge signed off on the dissolution of their marriage Friday, restoring both King and Sosa to the status of single persons.
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ICE arrests gold-hunting ‘mole man’ who emerged from NYC sewer — after lefty judge released him

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4 days 13 hours ago
ICE criticized NYC for releasing Samuel Reveron Ascanio, a Venezuelan migrant arrested for scouring sewers near the UN for gold.
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Valkyries coach Natalie Nakase collapses on court in shocking WNBA playoffs moment

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4 days 13 hours ago
Nakase was talking to a referee late in the game when she suddenly fell to the court.
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Shot Heard ’Round the World turns 75 — the media chronicling it helped etch it into baseball lore forever

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4 days 13 hours ago
The stands were not full that day. Capacity at the Polo Grounds was 54,500, but on the afternoon of Oct. 3, 1951, only 34,320 paid their way in — 60 cents for bleachers, $1.25 for general admission, $3 for box seats.
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I watched Ben Affleck and Matt Damon make a movie at my high school that could never be made today

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National championship-winning coach calls out USC football as ‘injured animal’

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It hasn’t even been a year since Lincoln Riley landed his first No.1 national recruiting class at USC, and it’s already looking like it might be his last. Urban Meyer, a three-time national championship-winning coach, was on his show, “The Triple Option,” on Friday and called USC football an “injured animal.” Former three-time National Championship-winning...
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Secret family-run criminal empire busted for pimping, illegal sex operation collapses

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Everything You Need to Know About Godzilla, Ghidorah, and Their New Movie ‘Godzilla Minus Zero’

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Godzilla Minus Zero premiered at the New York Film Festival. Here's what you need to know. (No spoilers, promise!)
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Now that her love story is complete, are we over Taylor Swift?

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With cheesy new tunes and no wedding pics, fans are turning on the superstar.
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Now that her love story is complete, are we over Taylor Swift?

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Flydubai co-pilot used crash ax to hack at pilot in attempted ‘terrorist attack’: UAE official

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4 days 14 hours ago
UAE prosecutors say flydubai co-pilot Hamam al-Hammami used a crash axe to attack the pilot in an attempted hijack of an Israel-bound flight.
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"One Month Until Drawdown": UBS Sounds Alarm On Europe's Thin Gas Buffer As Winter Looms

Zero Rss
4 days 14 hours ago
"One Month Until Drawdown": UBS Sounds Alarm On Europe's Thin Gas Buffer As Winter Looms

UBS energy analyst Nayoung Kim warned about a growing vulnerability in Europe's natural gas market on Thursday: with less than a month before seasonal withdrawals begin, storage levels remain well below historical norms for this time of year, leaving the continent with a smaller buffer against winter demand and supply disruptions.

Kim wrote that despite optimism this week over improved Hormuz flows (read the Goldman report), which has kept energy prices in check, top LNG exporter Qatar shipped just four cargoes in September, compared with 25 a month before June 2025 and an average of around 30. Force majeure has also been extended into November or early December for some buyers.

The final countdown to Europe's NatGas drawdown period is underway, with EU gas storage standing at just 71.50% full as of the end of the week, well below the 15-year average of around 88% for this time of year.

Weekly injections slowed to 1.3 billion cubic meters from 1.6 billion, with Norwegian maintenance and higher industrial demand offsetting an increase in LNG arrivals.

"We expect storage to reach 74% by winter, below last year's 84% and the five-year average of 90%, before falling to around 25% by the end of winter," Kim wrote in the note.

Meanwhile, Asian buyers are stepping up purchases. Weekly LNG inflows into Asia rose 12%, led by Northeast Asia, while combined arrivals into Japan and South Korea jumped 33% from the previous week.

Europe will have to pay up to keep cargoes coming before the Northern Hemisphere winter arrives. Asia's JKM benchmark is trading at a premium of more than $1.50 per million British thermal units to Europe's TTF, potentially forcing European buyers to raise bids for spot supplies, according to the analyst.

For Europe, the reality is clear: its benchmark Dutch TTF natural gas price will have to stay elevated through the winter, and buffers will remain unusually thin.

All it will take is one cold shot, renewed disruption to Gulf shipments, or sustained Asian buying for the Europeans to panic.

Beyond low NatGas supplies, Europe is also facing a fuel crisis, as the Trump administration has asked France and Germany to begin releasing emergency diesel supplies.

Tyler Durden Sat, 10/03/2026 - 07:35
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