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By 1PM Friday, the Nasdaq was already down roughly 3.3%, and suddenly the same crowd that spent the last few months explaining why valuations don’t matter is asking what is happening.
Bitcoin has also been taken behind the woodshed, crashing to around $60,000. Depending on where you’re measuring from, that’s a brutal decline in a remarkably short period of time. It’s down about 42% over the last twelve months. And it’s becoming clear that bitcoin bulls all have breaking points.
And I don’t want to sound like a d*ck, but frankly, none of this — the market tanking, or how it’s happening — is really surprising.
I’ve written for years that I think crypto is the tip of the risk-on spear. It tends to be the first asset class investors pile into when liquidity is abundant, speculation is rampant, and everyone is convinced they’re smarter than the market. It’s also frequently the first thing to crack when risk appetite begins to fade. So I’m not terribly surprised that after bitcoin started crashing (it’s down 16% in the last 5 days) that the rest of the market is following suit.
Back in October, crypto was one of ten areas of the market that I flagged as deserving extra caution. I’d be paying very close attention to the other nine areas right now. Markets rarely isolate their problems to one corner of the casino for very long.
The question investors are already asking is predictable: “Is this a buy-the-dip opportunity?”
Maybe, if the rules of economics and markets as we once knew them cease to exist any longer, but let’s not confuse a 3% decline with anything resembling an attractive valuation. Here’s a couple quick notes for perspective on where we are heading into the weekend.
Friendly reminder for those who think this is a "crash" that in 2023, barely 3 years ago, the NASDAQ was more than -59% lower from here.
The current Shiller CAPE ratio sits at 42.7x, a level that should make investors uncomfortable. Historically, the CAPE has averaged just 17.38x, with a median reading of 16.09x, meaning today’s valuation is more than double what investors have typically paid for earnings over the last century.
Even more striking, the market is now approaching the most expensive levels ever recorded. The all-time high was 44.19x at the peak of the dot-com bubble in December 1999, a period not exactly remembered for rational pricing or stellar forward returns.
In other words, despite today’s selloff, stocks remain priced near some of the richest valuations in modern financial history. A 3% decline may feel dramatic on social media, but it barely registers as a scratch when viewed against the backdrop of historically extreme valuations.
The Buffett Indicator isn’t offering much comfort either. The total value of the U.S. stock market currently stands at roughly $75.4 trillion versus annualized GDP of approximately $31.8 trillion. That places the Buffett Indicator at 237%.
Historically, levels this elevated have been associated with investors discovering, sometimes painfully, that valuation eventually matters. Others, who aren’t in on the Fed-created “good macro news is bad news for markets because rate cuts are less likely” logic—a totally backwards, Jedi-mind-f*ck-deluxe recalibration of economic reality—don’t even seem to consider valuation.
And the uncomfortable reality is that many other investors are still operating under the assumption that the Federal Reserve will ride in on a white horse if markets get into trouble.
That assumption may be outdated. As I’ve written about, it appears the Fed has a problem. Inflation remains stubbornly elevated. Policymakers know financial conditions are tight enough to hurt growth but not loose enough to declare victory on prices. Cutting aggressively risks reigniting inflation pressures. Staying restrictive risks slowing the economy further. In short, the Fed is stuck.
For most of the last fifteen years, every meaningful market decline came with an expectation that central bankers would eventually step in with lower rates, more liquidity, or some variation of monetary painkillers. Today, that safety net looks considerably thinner.
The market may desperately want a rescue eventually, and inflation may not allow one. That creates a setup investors haven’t had to navigate in a long time.
Adding to the risk is the increasingly fragile nature of this rally.
Beneath the headline indexes, breadth has been far less impressive than the bulls would like to admit. A relatively small number of stocks have been doing a disproportionate amount of the heavy lifting. This is why I wrote the other day that investors in the SPY may want to also inform themselves about the RSP ETF — which is equal weighted — if they want to stay in the market going forward.
At the same time, leverage and margin debt has expanded throughout the system, and options-driven flows have become an increasingly important source of market support. Dealer gamma effects can suppress volatility on the way up, creating the illusion of stability.
The problem is that the same mechanics can work in reverse.
When positioning begins to unwind, liquidity can disappear quickly. Dealers hedge. Leverage gets reduced. Momentum traders head for the exits. What looked like a calm staircase higher suddenly resembles an elevator ride lower. And that is usually accompanied by television personalities assuring viewers that everything is perfectly healthy.
None of this means we’re headed for a crash. It does mean investors should be careful about assuming every decline is automatically a gift.
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That mindset worked exceptionally well when valuations were lower, liquidity was abundant, and the Fed was eager to rescue markets at the first sign of distress.
Those conditions do not exist today. A 3% selloff is not a valuation reset. Bitcoin falling is not necessarily an isolated event. And a market priced near historic extremes with a Fed constrained by inflation is not the same environment investors enjoyed during most of the post-2008 era.
The market has temporarily remembered gravity exists. The question now is whether investors will remember it too. If they do, hold on to your nuts, cause I feel like it won’t take much for us to be on the verge of a leverage fueled sell-off that could reinvent our idea of “sharp correction” faster than you can say “subprime is contained”.
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Tyler Durden Sat, 06/06/2026 - 11:40Authored by Steve Watson via Modernity,
The Labour government in Britain is accelerating its assault on digital privacy under the well-worn banner of child protection. Fresh plans leaked to the press reveal ministers intend to compel Apple, Google and other tech firms to restrict smartphones so thoroughly that a digital ID will be needed to use them with unfettered access.
The mechanism comes in the form of expanded age verification that effectively demands digital identification for device setup and use. What is sold as safeguarding the young is shaping up as a backdoor mandate for every adult in Britain to submit ID just to operate a phone or go online.
This development lands alongside Google's confirmation that it will soon bring digital IDs to Android devices in the UK via Google Wallet. Users will record a short video selfie and scan a government-issued ID to add a digital version of their passport or other documents.
Google is bringing Digital IDs to the UK 'soon' to bolster age checks on Android phones https://t.co/H9wSASduQe
- GB News (@GBNEWS) June 4, 2026The feature, already rolling out in select EU countries this summer, is explicitly tied to the UK's Online Safety Act requirements for age checks on content involving self-harm, eating disorders, bullying and pornography.
Google is exploring certification under the government's digital identity trust framework, which could extend its use to everyday purchases such as alcohol.
Apple has already implemented similar restrictions on iOS devices in Britain, forcing age confirmation or locking users into limited "child mode."
Big Brother Watch director Silkie Carlo has been blunt about where this leads. "Protecting children online is vital, but these are outrageous plans that will fail to address the underlying causes of online harm. This will only result in population-wide ID checks for all of us to use our phones, tablets and laptops."
She continued: "Put simply, the Labour Government is introducing ID checks for the internet. No one in a democracy should need to show their passport just to get online."
Protecting children online is vital, but these are outrageous plans that will fail to address the underlying causes of online harm.
This will only result in population-wide ID checks for all of us to use our phones, tablets and laptops.
Carlo warned that the proposals replace genuine parental responsibility and meaningful tech design with "performative, authoritarian government control that children can easily circumvent by accessing adult-registered devices." For the UK's fifty million adult internet users, the outcome is stark: "this backdoor digital ID requirement would invoke the death of anonymity and internet privacy."
The mechanics are chilling. Without submitting to intrusive ID checks during device setup, users face a "chokehold on your software and internet access leaving you with a child-locked device." Restrictions on messaging, streaming and browsing open the door to client-side scanning - government spyware sitting in every pocket. Carlo noted this has long been a GCHQ ambition and "will be exploited for other purposes before long."
The bigger picture involving "The Government mandating that all phones/devices in Britain require ID and surveillance software is a crossing of the Rubicon that would make the UK one of the most authoritarian internet regimes in the world."
"I don't know anywhere else in the world that has done this," Carlo warned.
The story broke via a leak to The Times rather than any parliamentary process. Carlo called it a travesty: "This extreme technological censorship requires rigorous public and parliamentary scrutiny that is totally missing." Big Brother Watch has pledged to fight the measures.
These phone-level controls do not exist in isolation. They slot directly into the UK's wider digital ID infrastructure, already exposed as a dystopian experiment in mass surveillance.
The government's One Login platform and planned GOV.UK Wallet create a centralized system for identity verification across public services, with biometric data, audit trails logging every use, and a permissions framework that can deny access to everything from jobs to age-restricted purchases.
What begins as convenient "right-to-work" checks or alcohol verification quickly becomes a comprehensive record of daily life, open to expansion and abuse.
The ambition reaches even further back - to the cradle. Labour ministers have privately discussed assigning digital IDs to newborn babies alongside their health records, modeled on Estonia's system.
Framed initially as a tool to tackle illegal immigration through right-to-work verification, the scheme has ballooned into a cradle-to-grave tracking apparatus. Critics across the spectrum have labeled it a sinister overreach with nothing to do with stopping the boats and everything to do with building a permanent digital file on every citizen from birth.
Shadow ministers and former cabinet figures have condemned the lack of debate and the affront to British traditions of liberty.
This national infrastructure mirrors global blueprints pushed by the World Health Organization and funded by the Gates Foundation. A WHO document outlines a globally interoperable digital identity system for permanent, lifelong tracking of vaccination status from birth registration onward.
Records would integrate personally identifiable information with socioeconomic data including household income, ethnicity and religion. AI would target the "unreached," combat "misinformation," and support conditioning access to education, travel and other services on compliance.
Community health workers and digital alerts would enforce behavior, while fast healthcare interoperability standards enable cross-border data sharing. The architecture is explicitly designed for surveillance and control, not mere convenience.
The picture sharpens further with recent pushes for AI-designed "super vaccines." Cambridge researchers have created the first entirely AI-generated antigen, tested in humans, aimed at training immunity against entire families of viruses rather than single strains.
Data drawn from viral surveillance programs feeds these systems. While presented as pandemic preparedness, the combination with digital ID infrastructure creates obvious pathways for tracking compliance.
Refusal could trigger digital consequences - restricted access to services, finance or movement - under the same "safety" logic already being applied to phones and age verification. The surveillance grid expands while public oversight remains minimal.
Real concerns about child exploitation and online harm are being weaponized to justify systems that deliver mass identification, device-level control, client-side scanning and lifelong data profiles.
While children can bypass the restrictions; adults lose the fundamental right to anonymous communication and private device use. The same political class that has presided over record migration, grooming scandals and institutional failures now demands ever more intrusive tools to monitor the population it claims to protect.
This is not incremental safety policy. It is the deliberate construction of an authoritarian digital regime. Every new verification layer, every leaked proposal for device lockdown, every tie-in with global vaccine-tracking architectures erodes the space for individual autonomy.
Britain is being marched toward a future where showing a passport-equivalent digital ID becomes the price of entry to the internet, to commerce, to normal life - all while the architects insist it is voluntary and 'for the children'.
It is a stark crossing of the Rubicon indeed. The only question is whether the British public will recognise the destination in time to turn back.
Tyler Durden Sat, 06/06/2026 - 10:30